After an uneventful trip to the supermarket I am standing in line getting out my card to pay. When out of the blue.... " I YIKE BOOBIES!....BOOBIES...BOOBIES...BOOBIES!"
Ladies and gentlemen, that's my boy.
When the checker looked at jack and said "What did you say honey?" he looked her square in the eyes and replied- " i saaaiiidd BOOBIES!"