Scene: Walking up the steps behind Jack I get a really ripe whiff. At the top of the stairs I check his diaper to confirm my diagnosis...
Me: Hey buddy, did you make some poop?
J.H.: No Mommy, just toots.
Me: I don't think so...
J.H.: Just Toots Mommy!!
Me: Lets go change that diaper.
J.H.: Yeab it in dere Mommy!
Me: I will not just leave it.
J.H.: Hi mommy, my name's Jack Henry.
Me: Don't change the subject, lets go.